I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
how do you play pong handcuffed?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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