the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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