Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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