It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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