oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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