what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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