It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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