At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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