so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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