Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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