You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You work out of a Hotel?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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