Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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