i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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