no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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