You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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