i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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