Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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