Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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