worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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