why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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