We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
