Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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