Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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