if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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