I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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