Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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