I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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