The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
