I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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