Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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