I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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