i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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