I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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