My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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