VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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