no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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