Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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