Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
