So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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