But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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