If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude. I can hear the air.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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