dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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