Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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