let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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