You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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