you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You can make out without kissing
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