then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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