Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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