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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.

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  (413): i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing. http://tfl.nu/huj4
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?

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  (505): Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook? http://tfl.nu/pdxj
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  (315): View more from New York

  The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months

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  (315): The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months http://tfl.nu/leur
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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  (630): The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking. http://tfl.nu/uq3n
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me

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  (703): i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me http://tfl.nu/jgjv
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  (415): View more from California

  there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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  (415): there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am http://tfl.nu/m06t
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  (903): View more from Texas

  How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!

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  (903): How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?! http://tfl.nu/tpho
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  (631): View more from New York

  can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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  (631): can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished http://tfl.nu/t99v
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain

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  (970): Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain http://tfl.nu/hjom
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  (817): View more from Texas

  It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.

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  (817): It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather. http://tfl.nu/66t1
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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper

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  (780): I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper http://tfl.nu/1q8k
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  (979): View more from Texas

  It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.

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  (979): It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina. http://tfl.nu/3krn
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.

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  (480): He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps. http://tfl.nu/9n8s
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago

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  (443): If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago http://tfl.nu/tavn
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  (206): View more from Washington

  I just need some dick and some jimmy johns

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  (206): I just need some dick and some jimmy johns http://tfl.nu/d6uv
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