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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  and the officer said have you been drinking

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  and i said NOO SIR.

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  and he said, I am a woman.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You could give me a blowjob later? :)

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  I meant do something romantic..

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  Blowjob In the moonlight?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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  ugh yes i love our date nights

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• (845): View more from New York

  you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...

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• (61): View more from Australia

  I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Blame the bisexuality and move on?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

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