I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Sorry about my life...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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