and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.