Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.