I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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