i would punch a child for taco bell
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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