There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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