how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
