i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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