ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Randomize
