is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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