You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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