it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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