handjob tips. give me some.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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