I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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