It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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