Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
a search helicopter?!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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